i just had sex bonerless
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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