I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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