the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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