Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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