Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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