I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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