dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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