I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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