dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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