strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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