your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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