can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?