i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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