how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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