Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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What changed your mind?
Being sober
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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