i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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