what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I love having hate sex.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
The air taste purple.
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