Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Alive.
So much puke
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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