Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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