living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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