He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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