shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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