i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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