Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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