Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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