My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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