you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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