My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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