idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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