the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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