I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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