super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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