i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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