I'm fucking your sister right now.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?