Yo dont text me then not text me
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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