my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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