He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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