I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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