No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
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I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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