So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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