So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
