Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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