Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
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Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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