Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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