Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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