He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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