I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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