At least make sure they are 18
Why
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I had to cum in my sink.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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