You work out of a Hotel?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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