Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm just crazy horny about you
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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