i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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