Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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