if only i could text you this smell
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
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you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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