is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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